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INTRODUCTION TOUR
 Lemmons the SHINY CLOWN
Lemmons the Shiny Clown has problems with the world today. Sometimes he feels a little lost, but that's okay. Everybody does sometimes. And he always has a To-Cheer-You card just in case. But then he remembers Paupau.
 
 (THE SHINY CLOWN)

If you want to find out if something is real or not real, it's real simple: get the facts.
RECENTLY DISCOVERED SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE


#1 is for the bomb.

18 MOVIE VIDEOS!
You need quicktime 4
(Each one is a special treasure-present from Lemmons to you. Sweetmeats.)
1 Road X 1.3M
Lemmons with the refrigerator working hard.
2 SNIPPETS 1.5M
Little bits of Times of the times.
3 Space Presto 1.5M
"Lemmons, I'm in space..."
4 hoohoo 1.9M
An intimate moment with Lemmons.
5 Are you listening to me? 384K
You should pay close attention.
6 Talking 895K
Transmission received from the Pirate Satellite.
7 gettin warm 395K
A beautiful and shiny glimpse of Lemmons, close up like he's talking to you.
8 BJ and the Bear 4.8M
The best TV show ever.
9 Wishing 170K
Quiet melancholy thought.
10 Skiing... 1.9M
in my mind, in my mind I've gone skiing.
11 Don't stop the truck412K
Lemmons tells a story about his best friends and the trouble they get into.
12 He Knows Me! 1.0M
Lemmons remembers the Ladies in the Store.
13 Softshoe 1.0M
Lemmons gently helps her do Softshoe.
14 Splash 414K
Lemmons has a frolic in the cool water.
15 You fix it. 750K
It's not my problem. I didn't break it. I know that isn't a joke.
16 TEETH  
17 Nebu and the refrigerator 1.7M
Nebuchadnezzar explores Lemmons' refrigerator.
18 18 17K
Such a pretty number makes us jump.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
SPECIAL THANKS to BLACKLEMMONS for providing FINANCIAL SUPPORT and NUMBERS    
   
 
 
 
 
 
RECIPE FORr Angel of the Morning Casserole
 
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Leopard Pudding is a pretty lady. You can write to her at
Leopardpudding@Shinyclown.com